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THE KING OF THE TRUMPET

Atanas Stoychev

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Atanas Stoychev. A Man OverboardNo, youll never succeed, you bastard - not before and not now, either. Sure, you manged quite well: letting that smoke loose in the corridor, putting fire on both sides of the corridor - but had you forgotten that ships have portholes, my boy? And if your only intention was to have some fun, then you could go ahead and bust a gut laughing, but I could still endure it, endure staying here until my ass really catches fire. It wasnt long at all before I cut loose and hit the water, and the water was 22 degrees Centigrade - youve evidently forgotten that in May the waters of the Mediterranean are warm, havent you? And I suppose youve also forgotten that it was through that very porthole that Fat Mary from Lagos made her visits? You believe youre young, but obviously youre already suffering from sclerosis. Maybe youve been too busy, or maybe its for some other reason, I dont know, but you always seem to botch your jobs. What prevented you from coming some night when I was stoned and couldnt even lift my little finger? But now - look, I jumped down and in a second I was already in the water. I can swim, you seem to have forgotten that as well. Youve missed me, and no matter if my intentions have been bad or good, its becoming more and more difficult for me to respect you. Apart from the porthole, you didnt anticipate that random fishing boat, either. And you really were a bit too hasty with that obituary of mine. I read it with such compassion, when two months later I was back in Bulgaria. Id never heard such touching words about myself.

You shouldve done me in during that fire on the Frigate. I hadnt been elated before, but ever since then Ive begun shouting more and stronger curses at you. Im sure you agree, Ive been waiting too long for something nice to happen. Ive grown fed up with the way youve been bullshitting me with random favors - a quiet sea, a friendly port, someone Id believed was my enemy but who turned out to be a pal, a decent woman among too many cheap ones.

Ive long since forgotten who had given me my first trumpet as a gift, but only two months afterward I was playing Silence perfectly well. Then, onstage at the restaurants in Bourgas, I electrified the audiences with salvoes of variations on popular songs, such as they never heard normally - ironic and mocking salvoes, because I wanted everybody to realize I wasnt so entranced by the music I played. It was as if I anticipated that one day youd deprive me of it.

The end of this story may have been disgusting, but youd surely like me to thank you for its beginning - thank you, you impudent bastard. When I think what an easy victim Id been for you, I feel really sorry no one had appeared to smash my overweening mug for me. And what did you think? Oh, he doesnt need much effort, this one, hes really a lightweight! One Rouslana, known on all the dance floors. Curly haired, lean and dark, she danced wildly, and when I was playing my solos shed scream, Only you, the band should stop playing!... - The band didnt stop, and she moved in front of the stage and struck a masculine pose with her feet wide apart, her tight jeans pulling at the hips, and she screamed until the band did in fact stop playing. She was hysterical and hot-tempered, she was crazy and I liked her, not to mention the jazz improvisations we made in the back seats of certain cars, especially speeding along at eighty miles an hour. Pa-bee-rip-pee-ribby-rip... And her answer: pa-reep-pa-ribby-ribby... And then me again: pa-bee... Endless nights. Id been sure that everything had been too random to be predetermined to end badly. I married Rouslana and when later I saw the twins for the first time at the nursery window, I had really gone nuts. That very first night I awakened the hospital with Silence. For the time being, you left me alone. You didnt even take it to heart when my mother, who was old and ailing, took to looking after the two boys. I remained on the music scene, Rouslana on the dance floor. During intermissions she ran home to breastfeed the twins, and would hurry back afterward. I kept persuading myself that this was right, that it was perfectly normal. Rouslana had to be beside me, she was part of me, part of my success as a trumpet player. She had to be on the floor, for only then did all those stunning improvisations occur to me.

Perhaps it could have gone on like that for a long time, but as it turned out, you were fed up with looking at me - such an entranced fool! - for such a long period. One night Rouslana stayed in the bar with the guys from the band, and I went home to check on the twins. Everything was OK at home, the boys were asleep. So I decided to take a look at the new floor show at the bar. When I entered, the lights were off and nobody noticed my appearance. But even in the dark I could see that Rouslana was sitting in the drummers lap, and wriggling and moaning; with one hand shed been doing something under the table, while with the other she had raised her glass to sip from her drink. As it happened, they both spotted me at the same time. Rouslana quickly returned to her own seat. The drummers eyes were bulging. He spat at me.

Ninny! he yelled loudly, so as to be heard over the band. This isnt the only thing shes done with me... and not only with me.

Drunken pig! shrieked Rouslana, and slapped his mouth shut.

Youve hit me? You...? He grabbed her hair, twisted it around his wrist and pulled fiercely.

At first Rouslana screamed, but then she subsided. Obviously she was used to such treatment.

It was all news to me.

Rouslana never came home again. I believe that was the smartest thing shed ever done in her life.

And so - on to the ocean, to the ships, in order to buy the little twins everything they needed, and to avoid seeing that image of Rouslana and the repugnant mugs of the guys in the band. That was when it first occurred to me that perhaps youd always been totally indifferent whether I was dead or alive, that you couldnt care less if Id preferred to continue living, or if I wanted to end it all. On board the ships I had plenty of time to think about you and to try to unravel your mystery.

Youd started with me when Id been a kid, grumbling that Id been born by accident, that I didnt lift a finger for that to happen and that everything I would subsequently experience would be as random as the fact of my birth. I shouldnt dream for a second that I - the worm - could change anything, so I should just lie low and wait. Well, done! I did lie low, and lower, until I reached the bottom here - to be tossed and hurled and thrown on board the ships, and to plan how to drain you out. I decided not to wait for your random appearances, which always ended badly. I decided to challenge them myself, and after that fire on the Frigate, not to let anything stop me. To jeer at you and pretend to lick your boots - to open the door for you with a bow, and slam it behind you - to drive you like a sports car at a hundred miles an hour - to strip you naked and show you to everyone - to tease you that youre not worth a red cent, and [only from time to time to listen to you like one listens to music? - not clear], always to embarrass you. Until one day youd be at a loss, and youd ask yourself: What kind of a guy is he, for Gods sake! Well, then I could give you the finger. Because youd never understand what kind of a guy I am.

And what did you think? You nailed me down on those disintegrating old washtubs, and youd decided youd finished me off. Thats the end of Satchmo, thats the end - so all my acquaintances alleged. No! I wanted you to realize that you werent through with me. Thats why at midnight I climbed to the top deck and awakened the whole ship with my trumpet. On the Lagos pier I attracted crowds of blacks, whod come to listen to black music. And did you see how I made those two American girls cry in San Francisco, and how they came to my cabin for my feigned birthday party? Yeah, youd surely seen it all, and thats why you set the Frigate on fire. You really did scare me then. For a whole week I couldnt speak a single word, my jaw had been twisted to one side and my head had been shaking all the time. It took me three months to recover - and then it was back to sea, again on the Frigate - the ship had been repaired and had recovered as well.

I dont know why - whether it was due to your feeling impotent, or something else - but you ran amok. I cant imagine how hard you must have strained to invent something new and diabolical - and then when you couldnt think of anything, you turned back to your old tricks again. In forty years youve managed to realize that old tricks are always the best tricks, I suppose.

My face is somewhat funny looking, and there isnt a woman who wont smile when she first sees me. I knew that perfectly well - that cocktail of indulgence and sympathy, which I never could make use of. Lilly didnt smile. The girl simply minded her own business. She only raised a charming eyebrow and asked: What would you like?

Two packs of aspirin, please.

It became a daily routine. Two packs of aspirin, please - until she couldnt resist any longer, and she asked:

Why do you need so much aspirin, please?

I use it for canning food, I replied humbly, and she laughed.

I knew Id make her laugh, and I made her laugh afterwards too, although I wasnt very happy when Lilly insisted I not drink too much, and complained about my dragging her around to pubs and bars every night. I suppose that she, with her good-natured soul, had recognized that there had been something good and worthy in me, something you would never understand. I was ready to subjugate myself, to obey her - and besides, I even enjoyed it.

Lilly married me - me with my two little boys. I couldnt believe it, and day after day I smiled smugly and inanely - at home, in the streets, in pubs, on board the ship, everywhere. I felt like lying on my back and pumping my legs like a baby whos just been undressed.

One more hoodlum, I said to Lilly after I had brought her home from the maternity hospital.

Hes very handsome.

Another burden on my shoulders.

He looks like you.

If it could only have been a girl.

Hey, just take him, said Lilly in a businesslike tone. You know perfectly well that you cant make me angry.

And she went into the next drugstore to buy something for the hoodlum kid. Dont do it, my boy, I said, trying to calm him down - if you ask me, I feel like crying myself. It will probably turn out that Ill have to spend the rest of my life at sea - theres no other way to support this commune of a family.

I did manage, however, and whenever I came home from a voyage it was great fun with the three hoodlum kids. We had terrific wrestling matches on the carpet, on sofas and beds. We turned the house upside down until Lilly, trying fruitlessly to establish some sort order, finally wound up yelling at us. Then all four of us lined up and listened to her reprimands with heads bowed. But before long we ran out of patience and at a signal from me, we recited in chorus: Why do you need so much aspirin, please?

I very much hoped that at last youd leave me alone. But no! Lilly was diagnosed with cancer. In spite of my spending all my foreign-currency wages for treatments, in just a year she became smaller and smaller, wasting away until she finally died.

I was sure nothing else could happen to me after Lillys death. I thought of myself as invincible, as a hunk of cold charcoal - no use either trying to light it or to extinguish it, its all just the same. But it seems that with some effort, you could be quite ingenious. You didnt want to exterminate me just yet - you still had several unused cards up your sleeve. OK! I just want to tell you: slow down, take it easier, because no matter who has jeered at whom, who has seduced or tempted whom, who has set fires and who has put out fires, it is perfectly clear that well perish together - you and me. But youve decided to keep on going, and at last youve outdone yourself. I can congratulate you for that disease which in a very short time has turned me into a human balloon - one hundred and twenty kilos of a man. Satchmo, once one of the best-built guys in Bourgas, now a hundred and twenty kilos, with arms and legs like mighty loaves of bread. And you make me drag all that flesh at least ten kilometers a day, if I want to live a little longer. And I drag it. Youve forbidden me to eat and drink. I dont eat, thats not very difficult, and I dont drink - but Im dying for a sip of alcohol.

And here I am, soaked in sweat, on the stage again, trumpet in hand, sitting in that enormous armchair. And here is that asshole of a drummer who announces:

And now, ladies and gentlemen, heres the King of the Trumpet, the unforgettable Satchmo!

Although I know perfectly well that you - my own life - have always been deaf, tonight Ill make you hear me, even if I have to collapse on stage. Come, old man, sit at the farthest table, order a glass of wine and listen. Youve also been beaten, so dont make a fuss. Just listen! Satchmo will play Silence. Listen!

 

 

Atanas Stoychev
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E-magazine LiterNet, 12.04.2012, 4 (149)

Other publications:
Atanas Stoychev. A Man Overboard. 2010.